Very early this morning, while I was still asleep I got a text, "you're on the vote for fan guest of honor at fetishcon! " I think I thought it was a really nice dream until I woke up and read the email, "Hey, we put you on as a choice for fan guest of honor at Fetishcon! " HOLY SHIT! HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT!?

Okay, so guys, you now have two things that I'm vote whoring for.

* Please vote for me as model in The Bondage Awards
* Please, please, please pleasssssse vote for me as fan guest of honor at Fetishcon!!!!!

If you want to be able to see me in the flesh at Fetishcon you need to make me a guest of honor. Normally I'm running all over the place shooting 24/7 at the convention and you won't get a chance to see me. If I win GoH, I'll be chained to my booth (literally, if you're into that) and you'll be able to hang out with me any time the convention floor is open.

If I make GoH I will have special presents for fans who voted for me at my booth at the con!

You should vote for me at the bondage awards as well, for every new tier of voting I make it to, I'll put up a new free photoset on the site. If I win the bondage awards I'll give away three free memberships to the site!

If you REALLY want me to win the fetishcon slot and the bondage model awards, spread the links out, ask people to vote for me. Email me screenshots of you doing this and I'll send you a special present for spreading the gospel of Isobel! My email is isobelwren at gmail dot com.

Oh, and if you're worried about what these voting pages look like, don't be. They're totally safe and not scary. No loud music, no pop ups or banner ads. Voting for me on the fetishcon site does send an email, so make sure you're not logged in to your work email! If you're gonna get into trouble because of me it had better be the sexy kind of trouble.

Thank you so much for voting for me, you guys know how appreciative I can be and I fully plan on showing all my...appreciation :)

Here's me votewhoring, Please vote. I really appreciate it

Randy just said, "I just think it's funny that you and your sisters are all at least vegetarians and bisexual."

I replied, "Mom and Dad raised us right."

He smiled, "I was just gonna say, what was in the water where you grew up?"

Without hesitation I reply, "Awesome."

Yes sir, we were sucking down pure concentrated awesome. Or maybe liberal.

I was going through my to do list in notepad today.  The list gets a little long and sometimes I don't update it so I go through it and look and clear out things or move them.  It's sort of the digital equivalent of that desk in the corner of the kitchen where you put things that you don't want to lose or forget.

In this To Do list I have a list of magazines I want to be in.  It was with a great deal of pride that I deleted "Taboo"

In other news, I actually updated my credits list and resume today and it took a decidedly more naughty turn....but I suppose that if I'm going to be big heap fetish model I kind of have to get used to sounding naughty.

I told my, I guess you'd call him my business partner or business mentor in addition to friend, about the Nerve thing and he really latched onto the "gaudy heels" thing. I don't know if he really just hates those shoes or if he just thought it was funny. We picked up a copy of my Taboo (February 2008, "Isobel, Isolation Ward") and wouldn't you know it? I am wearing the same damn heels in both the Taboo and the Nerve spread. Four hours later and I still occasionally hear him giggle and go, "gaudy heels"

I'm going to have to auction those heels off now. They're overshot.

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So here's a fun email exchange. There was a toplist website that I wrote asking to be on since they use their site to promote peace and an end to violence against women. I asked them how I could help, "fight the good fight" and here is what the (male) owner of the site responded:

"I suppose the first thing you can do to help fight the good fight is remove the words 'dirt' and 'dirty' from your site, and your mind. If you truly think that sex is dirty and that women who enjoy it are perverts then you can't do anything to help us, or women, sorry. In fact, it's the idea that sexual women are immoral (dirty) that we are fighting.

We don't think there's anything immoral, degrading, sinful, bad, dirty, or destructive about female beauty and sexuality. We think it's perfectly normal and healthy for women to have an interest in it and to enjoy it. In fact, we believe it holds the power to save the world by inspiring people to feel good about themselves and the things they love in the world. And still more than that we think it's meant to inspire rational selfishness in people (the kind that involves pursuing one's larger goals and dreams).

If I haven't offended you and you'd like to talk more about this subject then I'd be happy to hear back from you. Or if you make those changes we'd be happy to add your site to our toplist and to have you as a friend to our site and our cause. It's a rare pleasure to hear from such an intelligent person."

I had to wonder where I'd uttered such thoughts on my site, since I certainly don't harbor them. I looked at my site in detail and wrote this back:

"Okay seriously? You're not going to link to me because I say that I'm 'dirty minded' and write 'dirty stories'? I say those each ONCE on the site. Or was it, '[sign up] to get the real dirt'? 'Real
dirt' is a slang much like, 'the scoop', journalists say it. All of the above are common slang terms that both men and women use. Besides, would a person who thinks the things you say I do start her own erotic website?

I don't think there's anything wrong with calling myself a pervert (which I don't think I have on the site, yet) or saying that I have a dirty mind. I know that I like sex that is different from 'the norm'. I know I'm an exhibitionist and that I get off on having people get off to me. There are a lot of other things that turn me on that are the dictionary definition of perverse. That is a-okay with me. I'm happy with myself and my life, I own my perversion and I use it to label myself for fellow perverts and set myself aside from the mundane. To me, being able to use the term 'dirty minded' or 'pervert' is much like calling oneself a queer or a slut. I own it, I use it, I own myself. I am proud and no one can take that away from me. Yes. I am all of those things that they say I am and it doesn't make me wrong or bad.

This pervert pays her taxes and loves her mother. This slut is the best, most open and honest girlfriend you've ever seen. This dirty minded girl makes sure that everyone she's with is satisfied with themselves and open with each other. This dirty story writer has nothing wrong with her and is a good person who has free speech and can call herself whatever she wants to. This exhibitionist will not change her writing, her words, her thoughts or her feelings for someone who is trying way too hard to be way too PC.

You think I'm intelligent but you think that I don't know what my words mean and you think that I'm not smart enough to choose them on my own or speak for myself. I think you're right, we won't work out.

Isobel Wren
proud pervert, slut, and dirty minded exhibitionist"

Yep. That about sums it up.
Mood:Indignant

Other thoughts.
-He should really pay more attention to attitudes and less attention to words.
-I bet he supports anti thought crime legislation. I'm sorry, but I thought this was America, where everyone is entitled to their own thoughts, even if we think those thoughts are more repugnant than Tub Girl
-Yes, that's right, Tub Girl is the visual I wanted to leave you with.

I love the late night HBO shoes.

I was dropping Randy off at D&D today and I crossed a street called Yerxa, which is really less of a street name than than the scrabble tiles you have left over at the end of a game.

I wonder if you have a sex change MtF if it feels about the same as having a vagina that was born with you. I mean, the skin isn't the same kind of skin.

I'm watching Taxi Cab Confessions and the smoking hot transwoman on the show is saying that she doesn't think of herself as a female since she can't give birth. That makes me wonder what she thinks of bio-women who can't have kids for this or that reason. Are they not real women? She's probably say that they were real women because they, at one point, had the ability to have children. Then I'd say that one could argue that she was theoretically able to have children since she was a woman in a man's body and that ability to have babies was robbed from her like a woman who got HPV and had a hysterectomy due to cervical cancer while she was young. Then she would agree...or tell me I was crazy and insensitive.

...I love how I can have this whole conversation on my own.

WOAH! I know this girl who just got on Taxi Cab Confessions. She is SO a Burning Angel. I would recognize those shitty bangs and that Ashlee Simpson nose. I would say that I can't believe she hooked up with a grease ball like the guy she's in the cab with....but I totally can.

DUDE! And where are her PANTS?! She totally got into this cab without pants. They were in midtown and she was walking about in underwear! In MIDTOWN!

MIDTOWN! PANTSLESS!

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